I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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