Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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