Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Just cropdusted the office
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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