You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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