My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Randomize
