She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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