Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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