You work out of a Hotel?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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