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(516): View more from New York

why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?

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(561): View more from Florida

Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.

(1-561): View more from Florida

He looks like a bad one night stand.

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(281): View more from Texas

If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking

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(850): View more from Florida

hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.

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(+27): View more from South Africa

Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.

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(516): View more from New York

Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.

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