what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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