it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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