What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
