Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
