i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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