Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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