The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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