What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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