Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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