she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
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