hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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