Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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