is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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