I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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