Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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