i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
only if we run a train.
done.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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