i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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