he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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