Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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