She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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