Will you blow on my dice?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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