Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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