Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
