I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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