idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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