my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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