Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
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