yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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