Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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