You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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