Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Randomize
