So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
