I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize