i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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