You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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