Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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