so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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