YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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