My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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