sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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