life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
We need a shit load of segways right now
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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