porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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