also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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