That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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